January 2012
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Life as a writer
Some days you feel confident that your novel is awesome. Some days you feel your novel is a bloated piece of derivative bullshit that will never be finished and never be good. Guess which day this is.
Jan 1st
December 2011
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AnimeJune Reviews YA: "I'm Not Her," by Janet... →
The Heroine: Tess Smith. A misunderstood teenage outcast with an insanely popular older sister who sucks up all their parents’ attention. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. The Rub: The insanely popular older sister gets cancer, has an painful identity crisis, and their parents both decide to check out early from the Responsible Parenthood Hotel, leaving only Tess to try...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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War Horse: An Ornery Review
Warning: This post will contain various sundry spoilers about the Steven Spielberg film War Horse, but I’ll cut the crap for you and lay it down easy: it was a lame-ass piece of shit. Like, one of the dumbest, most obvious, cliched, hamfisted, wasteful piece of shit films I’ve ever seen. I could see this film as, like, a parody of Oscar films. I was kind of hoping it would turn out to...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Lawl
regular-lord-joesus: xxheavyinyourarmsxx: regular-lord-joesus: I also find it funny when people who hate Dave for being a bullying monster like that Tate kid from American Horror Story.  Didn’t he like rape somebody’s mom and shoot a bunch of people?  But you like him, tho. But Dave’s still an unforgivable jackass… Got it.  Common sense: you’re doing it right.  i called her out on...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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couldbeyourlife: When your entire thing is how you will ship Sam with “ANYTHING BUT MERCEDES” I just…  Anything But Mercedes.  I do not understand the hate for Mercedes. Not at all. She’s actually had a decent non-tots storyline this season, and suddenly all the people with crazy characters are afraid she’s going to suddenly suck up all their storytime. Like, how dare Mercedes...
Dec 28th
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Fuck Klaine, Ben and Leslie are the cutest couple...
So there.
Dec 28th
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So I'm back from my Christmas Holidays
And I spent them with my family. This was the year I moved out, and I’d gotten used to, and even enjoyed, being on my own and seeing my family once a week at family dinners. But for Christmas I stayed over with them. And it felt just like old times, to the point where I felt so miserable and lonely going back to my lonely apartment where I don’t even have a roommate.  I’m...
Dec 28th
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musicwithoutyourmemory replied to your post: A section of my book… Oooh, I like how you get a good taste of their characterizations from such a small excerpt. Thank you! I’m going to need to super edit in the second draft, though - lots and lots of internal monologuing and TEENAGE FEELINGS.
Dec 28th
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A section of my book...
It’s a gender-reversed YA retelling of “Snow White,” where the hero has a mysterious magical control over mirrors, and the heroine can control (somewhat) people’s emotions. She asks him out on a date, and he, because he has StepDaddy Issues (Snow White, remembah?) acts less than enthused. The following interchange happens: It gave me a cruel satisfaction to see him stiffen...
Dec 27th
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Holy SHIT
Dominic Barnes reblogged my Trentofsky what-if. What. WHAT.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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regular-lord-joesus: wouldtyouliketoknow: And the Wanting Comes in Waves: threeoctopusesandanotter: pandacolfer: ravenclauthor: pandacolfer:… threeoctopusesandanotter: pandacolfer: ravenclauthor: pandacolfer: i what What the fuck? #crisscolfer shippers scare the shit out of me, #why are those CLICHES?!. omg ikr? is that typical in crisscolfer fic?? if so, deer lord I am...
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Kurtofsky Lady Gaga What-If
So, like, I’ve been imagining more Kurtofsky scenarios. I mean, okay, so I’m realistic enough to realize that Kurtofsky may not happen by the end of this season (although my fingers are crossed for the New York spin-off), but what if we got a jealous dream sequence or something? So I kind of imagined a scenario like Othello. Sebastian hopes to convince Blaine that Kurt is cheating on...
Dec 26th
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c--a--r--l asked: mw3 and forza 4. mw3 b/c call of duty is amazing. and forza b/c it is the best racing game ever made on the xbox
Dec 26th
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hiddenawayinadark asked: get mortal kombat!!!! it awesome because it just is :p
Dec 26th
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I'm getting an Xbox! Suggest good games to get in...
Dec 26th
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highonexcitementandbabyjesus replied to your post: Welp, I’ve hit a wall with my novel. psh, who interacts this day. yesss, but when I write I can make whatever relationship I want be canon. And I want it to be believable canon. And it’s sooooo hard right now. Mostly they think. Lots of teenagers thinking and TEENAGE FEELINGS.
Dec 24th
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Welp, I've hit a wall with my novel.
The gender-reversed Snow White YA. I’m going to keep trucking. Just keep writing, and eventually I’ll come up with something that isn’t crap. I’ve got the hero. I’ve got the magic power. I’ve got two villains. I’ve got the heroine. Just got to explain more. Oh yeah, and have the hero and heroine actually interact so they can have romancey times.
Dec 24th
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MAX ADLER SUCKS.
schuesterd: LOL, this fame whore just needs to GTFO. His storyline sucked, his acting sucked (“I’m so sorry, Kurt!”). HIS *DRAMATIC* CRYING FACES WERE JUST HORRID. kurtofsky’s never going to happen, Karofksy’s not coming back in some very special episode. There will be no return, he’s gone. DONE. FINISHED. LOL, pirates are so annoying and cray-cray. COME AT ME, BITCHES. AND SEND ME SOME...
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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I Hope You Like Text: Sad thing is... →
lucyjhale: palaemon: Finn buying Rachel a star named after him made me want to puke. But, if was Dave buying it for Kurt, I would have balled like a baby. Just sayin’ PS I like Finnchel, just FYI The good thing about Dave? He wouldn’t have done that. Here’s my headcanon as of right now while I’m… You know what, though? I was derisive at first of Finn’s gift, but honestly,...
Dec 21st
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HAWT CHAWCOLETTE
First you take milk. AND YOU HEAT THE FUCKING MILK. Then you put in chocolate chips. AND MELT THOSE MOTHERFUCKING CHOCOLATE CHIPS. Then you add sugar! SUGARSUGARSUGARSUGAR And cinnamon! CINNAMUUUUUUUUUUUUN IT’S SOOOOOOOOO GOOD YOU MUST TRY EEEEEEET
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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A Dave Karofsky What-If
So I have another What-If. They’re kind of my thing because I can’t finish fanfiction. So, it’s the Valentine’s day episode, and what if Kurt and Blaine are talking with other Warblers at the coffee shop, and they’re all mentioning how Trent (Dominic Barnes) has been acting differently lately, better, happier, more confident, and has been auditioning for more solos...
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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WatchWatch
goobercriss: @curtmega So @chriscolfer is a beast… Don’t mess with him… post.ly/4LpQk That’s it. Chris Colfer needs to write and star in a gaysploitation ninja movie. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Dec 16th
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Argh, work angst.
Okay, so a few things about me - I’m actually completely out of school (English major, woo!), live on my own and have a decent job (administration for an insurance company). And I like my job, I do. But holy God we have had the mother of high-turnover nightmares this year. This last couple of months, even. I’ve been here a year and a half and I’M the most senior person on our...
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Immediate reactions to the Christmas episode:
chordmichael: kumcrumbs: animejune: The Special: OH GOOD LORD MAKE IT STOP. TOO MUCH CHEESE. TOO MUCH. HOLY CRAP. I just wanted the whole thing on mute for FUCK’s sake. Sam Evans: Kind of a whiny little bitch. Has a disagreement with the director, and instead of acting like an adult, guilt trips everyone and walks out to (probably unwittingly, to be fair) support a homophobic charity. ...
Dec 14th
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Anonymous asked: your 'Immediate reactions to the Christmas episode' are incredibly negative and rude. just to let you know.
Dec 14th
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Anonymous asked: OMFG, I completely forgot she was in that movie! If it weren't so diabolically clever, I'd think it was deliberate...
Dec 14th
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WatchWatch
Glee: Extraordiary Merry Christmas - In two minutes Holy shit that was fast. Also, holy shit Blaine ice burn
Dec 14th
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What was in the box Blaine gave to Kurt?
Maybe it was Holly Holliday’s head.
Dec 14th
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regular-lord-joesus: threeoctopusesandanotter: camunki: colfvera: Glee Exclusive: Find Out What Blaine Gave Kurt For Christmas! That noise you hear is the sound of Klaine ‘shippers everywhere shouting “Bah, humbug!” Among the publicity shots Fox released for this week’s Christmas-themed Glee episode was an image of Kurt opening a present from Blaine in the halls of McKinley High. But...
Dec 14th
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Immediate reactions to the Christmas episode:
The Special: OH GOOD LORD MAKE IT STOP. TOO MUCH CHEESE. TOO MUCH. HOLY CRAP. I just wanted the whole thing on mute for FUCK’s sake. Sam Evans: Kind of a whiny little bitch. Has a disagreement with the director, and instead of acting like an adult, guilt trips everyone and walks out to (probably unwittingly, to be fair) support a homophobic charity. Rory: Adorbs. And thanks for keeping the...
Dec 14th
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I was talking to my mum about Glee
You know, my mum who texted, “look! It’s Skyrovskee!” during “The First Time”? That mum. Today, she said, “I like most of the characters, except the extra gay.” Me: “The extra gay? You mean SEBASTIAN?” Mum: “Yeah, that guy. Kinda starting him off early, don’t you think, with a name like Sebastian?”
Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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GUISE. I have proof that the Evil Boyfriend...
couldbeyourlife: fckyeahitslauren: couldbeyourlife: myfeetlitup: Read More lol still waiting to see the source on only ever supposed to be a mentor/three episodes ONLY Seriously. Have these people conveniently blocked out ever single thing that was said when Blaine was first being cast? Every single article that wrote about him brought up the possibility of him becoming Kurt’s...
Dec 10th
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My brainey hurty understand Christmas!
Boop bee boop bee boop SEX. All hail Communi-Glee! REGIONALS!
Dec 9th
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OMG, Communi-glee has a fake Brad!
“I’m not the only one who can see him right?” “Glee is literally the definition …. of glee”
Dec 9th
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EVERYONE GO TO NBC AND WATCH COMMUNITY RIGHT...
First of all, because it’s an awesome show. SECONDLY, BECAUSE THIS ENTIRE EPISODE IS DEDICATED TO RIFFING OFF OF GLEE AND THEY HAVE A GUY IN A SWEATERVEST NAMED MR. RAD WHO TEACHES THE GREENDALE GLEE CLUB AND HE’S LIKE SCHUE ONLY CREEPIER. Watch it, mofos! REGIONALS!
Dec 9th